Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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