What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
so much tequila, so little girl.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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