I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
50% drunk capacity currently
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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