carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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