Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Randomize
