I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Say something about gay babies.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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