All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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