Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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