hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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