I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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