It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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