Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
where are my eyebrows?
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