I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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