i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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