Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I love having hate sex.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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