I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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