need another drink. this is the easiest way
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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