Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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