I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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