So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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