i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
