I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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