I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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