if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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