yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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