I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
