Do you still have your period?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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