She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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