..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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