capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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