It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
this will be a night to untag.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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