yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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