you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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