Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm always down for nudity.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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