I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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