is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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