Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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