why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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