i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
where am i from again
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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