used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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