please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
