if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
im holly from the hills drunk
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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