brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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