is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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