So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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