Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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