you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
