I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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