this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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