he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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