Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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